Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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#Hanging Degus

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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A man works at a brick factory. He is told by his boss that if he is to steal any brick from the factory, he will be sacked. But every day the man steals one brick and puts it in his lunch box to take home and is not caught. One day he has enough bricks to build a house, and he says "When I build this house there will be none left over". The house is now built and while the man is taking a look around he stubs his toe on something, he looks down to see a brick and he sighs, picks up the brick and throws it in the air. There are two pilots driving a plane, one has a dog and one has a wardrobe. One pilot says to the other "I don't particularly like dogs" then the other pilot says to him "I don't really like wardrobes". They then make an agreement and throw both the wardrobe and the dog out the window. Five minutes later one pilot looks out the window out onto the plane wing, and guess what he sees? A brick.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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