What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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My penis is big... not.

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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NAACP

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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Instead of throwing out his garbage, a young boy decided to play a prank on some passersby and left a banana peel on the sidewalk. moments later an elderly woman walked past and slipped on the banana, falling backwards and smashing her head. The young man watched from the bushes as paramedics shook their heads and placed a now lifeless body in a body bag and took it away. The young boy, startled and shocked at what he just saw, tried to run away, but slipped on his own banana peel, falling backwards onto the pavement. The young boy was lucky and survived, but later had to go to therapy for many years to come, the thought of his prank gone wrong torturing him until he took his own life. What is the moral of the story? Do not litter, ALWAYS throw out your garbage.

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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