What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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sharks

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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