Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What rhymes with milk...milf

No thank you, I don't like violence

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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