- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

The NBA and womens sports

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

The jets are a good team..

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

Muslim athletes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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