A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Tell you something funny.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

MySpace.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

whats worse than jonny james obviously

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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