What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

The jets are a good team..

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

Muslim athletes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

Hey, Max!!

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

Why did it die Nothing died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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