Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

your mom

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

LIFE :(

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

Anti Joke

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