- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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