- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Where's my tractor?

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

why is my phone broken i dropped it

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

A blonde walked into a bar.

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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