My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

why is my phone broken i dropped it

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

Where's my tractor?

Where's my baby??

That's what SHE said!

Butt poop.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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