- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

a man said hi.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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