three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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ur gay

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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A man walks into a bar

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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