What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Whats an Anti Joke

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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learn the ropes?

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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what do u call a apple a apple

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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