- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

WNBA

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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