Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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Anti Joke

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