know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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Gay Rights

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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learn the ropes?

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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Whats an Anti Joke

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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what do u call a apple a apple

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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