There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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