What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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Adele walks into the stables

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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