Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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Justin

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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A black man comes home from work.

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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