Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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