Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

What's circular and round A circle

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

Church.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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