- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know whats funny... nothing.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

Safe sex MR

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

I love pissing people off :P

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

Weed.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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