- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

A man walks into a bar.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

Nickelback

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

That's what SHE said!

we all know sammi has a penis

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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