- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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