If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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