Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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