What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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