what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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you and your family will die tonight

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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