Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

What black and has children A black man

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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