- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

The Game.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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