who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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