A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

Where do you live? In a house

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

refridgrator

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

JUST KIDDING^

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

Carrot fingers

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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