What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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