- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

There is no I in Pie except for the I

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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