- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Keanu Reaves

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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