- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Church.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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