What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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oh hai

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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