- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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