why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Justin's humor

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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kieran scott has a huge back

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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