Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

UP

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

NAACP

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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