What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

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Anti Joke

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