What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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