- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

What's circular and round A circle

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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