- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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