- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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