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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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