Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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run farther?

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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