A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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I have a gay camel

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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Elizabeth Warren

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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