What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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