- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

roses are red, violets are violet.

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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