- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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