What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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