I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Your Mom!!!

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

Oh...okay, good.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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