What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

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what do u call a black person by his name

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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