once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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Anti Joke

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