why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Paper shield.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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