- Anti Joke

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Can I ask you a question? You just did

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.