Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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The chicken crossed the road.

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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A dyslexic blind man

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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