- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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