whats worse than gill? nothing

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The WNBA

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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