Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

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Ed Rambo. EXPERIENCE as John Rambo is kidnapped by AL QUAIDA (because he did not totally save their ass in the second or third movie riiiight) Leaving Ed Rambo, his son (Played by Eddie Murphy) up to the task of saving him, from Al Quaida`s real leader... Yes, its a conspiracy! "Okay, first Obama is supposedly a terrorist, but seriously the secret alliance between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton?" Bullshit movie reviews. "So the explanation is that Ed Rambo is black because John Rambo married an Asian woman? What about their age? They are probably the same or something!" Mad Magazine. Moral: Yeah because this annoys you, and you all kinda love me I know its Al Qaeda, but who wants to type that... Now it does not say Skynet is watching anymore... After four times... Wow, god damn we need robocop to be real before the Termitetrisnators travel back in time into our dimension. AND NOT ADAM SANDLERS: ROBOCOP.

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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