Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

H o m o comes out as homo

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

are you saying pam, or pan?

Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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