- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

im at school

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

Gay Rights

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

womens rights

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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