Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

oooh look a banshee

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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