Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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