- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

What can make you pee? Liquid

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

The NBA and womens sports

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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