- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

What can make you pee? Liquid

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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