- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

What can make you pee? Liquid

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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