Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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He walked in a bar

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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