Barack Obama

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

my gramma died

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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