- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

more chocolate?

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

hi bye

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

How do you hold someone in suspense?

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

Women's rights

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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