- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

kevin kim

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

Religion.

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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