- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

whats 69+2? 71

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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