what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

Yo mama's fat.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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