- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

Grammer is very important

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

my gramma died

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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